To this, she replies:
Things guys should know about girls
- Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
- We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
- Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
- Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
- Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
- If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don’t.
- Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships .
- We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
- No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
- It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
- If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.
- We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
- We are DrAmA queens.
- Don’t ask us to —– ; if you are nice you just might get it.
- Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
- We don’t shave our legs everyday so get over it.
Personal Touch here:
- Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
- We are beautiful at all times.
- Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t forget it.
Aah, when will you see the light?